I can't believe this motherfucker. I tried to kill it with my mirror. It escapes the first three times that I slam the mirror on my desk (it was the only thing handy), mostly because the mirror is just too bulky to swing at a fly fast enough. So the damn thing decides to fly straight at my face and hit me in the eyeball. As I'm disgusted and bewildered, it flies down my shirt and starts knocking around between my breasts. At this point I'm practically hysterical because it hit me in the EYE and and is STILL caught down my shirt. It wouldn't get out of my shirt- it just kept flying back and forth, bouncing off each boob! Finally I had to scoop it out because the asshole wouldn't get its filthy body away from me (I wasn't gonna kill it down my shirt, though I easily could have).
Pervert.
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