Our friendly neighborhood CSOs just arrested a man trying to steal my bike from the bike rack outside the Birchwoods. He was sloppy drunk and actually shat his pants when the CSO started yelling at him. He had a backpack full of stolen bike parts and was in the process of taking mine apart when he got caught. They tell me it would be unsafe to ride at this point.
Best part: His name was legally changed to Roamin Freeley.
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