Surveytime (continued)

What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Which best friend?

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Underground?

What body part do you wash first?
My face. I think. I'm not sure I really have an order, surprisingly.

Do you have any piercings?
Four.

Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Nobody really has outties, do they?

What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour cream and onion of course

Have you ever been tied up?
Only in bed...

Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
It depends how long I have been looking and generally how frustrated I am with life.

Which shoe do you put on first?
Almost always the left.

Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Who hasn't?

Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common?
They were all the same person.

Did you french kiss before you were 16?
I believe so. But calling it french kissing seems so juvenile. It's just kissing.

Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Just because I was born in Cincinnati does not mean I am retarded.

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
I think so. Or he just told me that to get in my pants.

When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I've always had trouble with that.

Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
Oh, Palihigh. It was the same as the girls' but dirtier and smellier.

What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Painted my nails?

Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Gross.

How do you normally eat your cookies?
I'm not sure I understand the question. I like them warm and chewy.

When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Do people do that?

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
It varies.

How often do you clean out your ears?
I literally just did it. Is that weird?

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch. More surface area. Clearly the smarter choice.

About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Never?

Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No, I usually stay away from doing things I know I'l regret.

Do you want to bring sexy back?
Oh, it's been brought.

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
Definitely. Although only if it's an inordinately high number.

Are you a good tipper?
Better than I can afford.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
I think it was $95 but not usually more than 60.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
Something not depressing.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
I think they would figure it out first.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I'm getting executed?

Beatles or Stones?
I know that Stones is the expected hardcore answer but really, the Beatles are more brilliant than the Stones could ever wish to be.

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Just one?

Do you walk around the house naked?
Sometimes. But only when no one else is home. I hope you got a really great mental image from that.

If you were an animal what would you be?
Some kind of exotic wildcat. Probably a snow leopard.

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
That's probably the least important thing that comes into play. And I'm not trying to sound non-superficial, because clearly looks are important, but hair color? Who cares?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
A combination would be fun. Although if I had to choose, deaf.

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
I despise that this survey is assuming that the survey taker is straight. Just for that, I'm not going to answer. I can't choose between all my hot girl friends anyway.

Do you sing in the shower?
Only if I am convinced that no one will hear me/judge my showersinging.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
If it were reconstructive surgery, yes. For vanity reasons, no.

Have you ever caught a fish?
I hope so.

Do you like pickles?
Yes.

Prefer to know everything about your significant other, or be regularly surprise.
Know everything. This applies to everything and everyone.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
I probably shouldn't disclose. Watching Elizabeth II or whatever it is called, among other activities.

Who did you see in concert first?
Bjork. I was eight.

Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I would probably be too shy.

Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Always off.

Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Completely.

Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons? I can't answer this, the question is too convoluted. It totally depends, although probably not.

Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
I would like to.

It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Probably appreciating it but I'd rather try and improve it anyway.

Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
Don't ever ask me such a dumb question again.

Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
Friend friend friend!!!

Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Neither. Although women are much more aesthetically pleasing.

Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
That would imply that masturbating is a bad thing.

Do you like kissing in public?
I actually don't have much experience with that.

Did America really put a man on the moon?
Haha. Noooo.

Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?
Depends how old I am at the time.

How well do you handle criticism?
Not.

When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
It's happened.

Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women?
If not more.

Would you have a 'Happy Button' installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
If you mean a catheter that would inject whatever preferred drug into my body on command, that can't be very healthy. No.

We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
We all judge.

What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
Depends on the person.

Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
To an extent.

Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
What would make you think he'd still be a virgin by the time we married?

Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
What is a true one-night stand, as opposed to an untrue one?

Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Why not both? If I have to choose, interesting. Good can get boring.



Sorry this one is so long. Your problem for reading it, I guess.