How's My Driving? Call 1-800-FUC-KOFF

lots of profanity in my blog titles recently, huh? i'm just that kind of girl.

let's review instructions on how to drive while simultaneously making fun of Alex for being a blind idiot. maybe just an idiot.

*disclaimer- I can say that because I love him. That's just how it works.

Anyway...you know how you make a 3-point turn when you have an SUV and you're trying to turn around a small street? Let's say you're parked on one side of the street and have to move your car to the other side because of street cleaning or something like that. And you're turning around, almost at the curb, definitely in need of backing up one more time. But you don't REALLY see the curb even though you know it's there, or you're too lazy to back up. So you first scrape the curb a little. You realize that you're almost up the curb. You keep going. You run over the curb for the entire length of the car and leave black tire marks all along the curb. Finally, your car gracefully thumps down from the curb and back into the street. You ask, "Did I just run over the curb?" You're an idiot.



Yeah. That's what you get for making fun of me when I parked on Molly's hill next to her car so that no cars could pass through.