Epiphany!

So, I've decided that the answer to all my problems will be the acquisition of a member of the opposite sex.

It's been awhile, to say the least. Learning how to flirt (translate: throw myself at unsuspecting horny boys) again may prove harder than I remember. But, hey, I can do anything.

Today I took step 1 toward this goal, which means that I'm one whole step closer. Excitement!