Valentine's Day for Aline

No KC, I have the best valentine. YOU.

I woke up this morning to see Dave sneaking into my room to place your present on my desk. Which, I must add, is delicious. We are so awesome together.

I then worried like hell about my spanish test that I didn't have much time to study for. I didn't have time to worry about it being Valentine's Day. After my test was over, it was all I could think about. I've always hated Valentine's Day, but this year I have a reason to like it. I eagerly awaited my package from Alex, or Mr. Copacetic. I checked my mail three times before it finally came. I rushed to my room to see the treasures inside. To my surprise, as I opened the box, sand started pouring everywhere. I thought to myself Oh God, what did he do? I started sorting through the array of gifts that he sent me, all COMPLETELY covered in sand. I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure the sand and seashells that he sent me from the beach weren't supposed to spill everywhere over everything. But it's the thought that counts, right? When I finally cleaned everything off, I got a chance to really take in the loveliness of my present. It all added up to perfection. The avocado, the stolen orange cone, a lava lamp, a slingshot and more. Who wants to read the Aeneid when you have the choice of the Postsecret book or "The Fine Art of Erotic Talk"?

So basically, I have two pretty fucking AMAZING valentines this year. This is my reward for never having a real valentine up to this point. I deserve it. I love you guys. I hope you like my gifts! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!