A recent comment from a random but zealous stranger caused the ebullient Aline (the Aline that desperately waits for an attack that will provide amusement) to light up and prepare for an adequate rebuttal. I hope to do so presently. I chuckled a little reading the Canadian's pitifully cute response to my satirical post displaying the conversation between my sister and I regarding her late-night rendez-vous to the beach in the rain. I thought the best way to present a false worry of sisterly "drugdom" (yes I made it up, go with it) was to simply post some of our conversation. What most people don't know is the extent to which I've talked about drugs/alky/all that good shit with my sister previously. We get along relatively well and though I hesitate to tell her everything I've done, we can talk about these things openly with one another. She's a pretty good kid overall. In case there is STILL any confusion as to my worry about her being on drugs (although I'm pretty damn sure that anyone who actually knows me will find it obvious), I'm not worried the slightest bit. In all honesty, I LOVE my drugs. It amuses me greatly to find someone who takes me seriously, someone who needs to have my sarcasm explained. I only worry that our proud Canadian friend will never realize his misconception.
"Matthew" writes:
Druggie isnt that a little prejudice. Besides i bet you dont even know the first thing about drugs. Drugs are great here in canada were the deer roam free we smoke tons of pot and suplly your country with tos of pot and i would say on a per capitl basis we are better of then you americans. Get your head out of your ass american girl
And that was it. A slandering of my experience, my country, my drugs. God forbid a slandering of my drugs. I find it necessary to mention that Portland pot is some of the best there is- I know this from experience and have just about everyone I know to vouch for this. Yeah, some of my friends drive up to Canada every once in awhile, but not for the pot. Even so, it's a moot point whose marijuana is better. Thank you Canada, however, for the peyote and other hallucinogens. Greatly appreciated.
I found Matthew's attempt at condescension extremely cute, though his spelling quite appalling. Blogspot comes with Spellcheck- something he may want to take advantage of. But really, it is so hard to get words like "where", "off" or "supply" correct? Is that really too much to ask? It's not like he's editing a novel.
I feel like even addressing this unfounded comment is lowering my standards for debate, but I can't help myself. Oh dear. It can be shocking to be reminded of the lack of integrity and intelligence that exists in our world.
Quite the dumbass, eh?
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Thanks for that correction; I didn't catch it. I'll go back and correct it. However, I do make a distinction between a typo and a chronic failure at making any sense in writing. You might want to get that checked up.
Just so you are aware, my blog was never intended for obtuse assholes- mainly for my friends and acquaintances who give a fuck. In other words, not a stomping ground for your pathetic antics. I feel like the only reason Canadians such as yourself are so defensive about their country is because 1) they have nothing better to do and 2) know it's the shithole that desperately wants to be America, and are faux egotistical as a facade for their insecurities. On the other hand, I know some pretty great Canadians. Just not you my dear. I'm sorry that I can't place you in that category.
I am ending our little feud right here. You are not worth my time and I have much more important things and people to attend to. You may reply, but know that it will be deleted. It was nice arguing with you, but you got down and dirty, you went lower than I will allow myself to stoop by directly attacking me, and I'm terminating this completely. I hope that you find someone in the future who will find you as cute as I do, but be able to put up with you longer. I apologize, but I simply have too much to do. Good luck.
oh snap
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