Oh Jesus, it SNOWED.

I never thought it would happen here. But yes, it snowed and it was divine. GOD appeared from the heavens and spoke to me. He said, Aline, this is a gift that I present to you for your awesomeness. I give you this snow, these big fluffy fat snowflakes that mold into perfect snowballs; I give this all to you because you deserve it. You deserve to frolic in the newly fallen pieces of heaven, spread evenly about the ground. You deserve to catch each snowflake on your tongue and freeze your fucking hands off, frozen in ecstacy.

He spoke. And His words were heeded.

He gave me snow, and I cherished every moment.